OK, monkey, its just you and me... Ill give you time to pray to your b — Darby Conley

"I think... therefore I am annoyed."

"I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin at me? You lookin at me?!"

"Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food-to-consumer" relationship. This fish is now my friend."

"You can wordify anything if you just verb it."