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"A grave thort strike me:ALL BOOKS WHICH BOYS HAV TO READ ARE WRONG"
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"A grave thort strike me:ALL BOOKS WHICH BOYS HAV TO READ ARE WRONG"
"You kno who this is e.g. Me nigel molesworth the curse of st custards."
"Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes."
"Meanwhile in the masters common room. Sigismund arbuthnot the mad maths master musters his rhomboids."
"All latin masters hav one joke.Caesar adsum jam forte or caesar had some jam for tea."
"a chiz is a swiz or swindle as any fule kno."
"Every skool hav a resident buly who is fat and roll about the place clouting everybode."
"Aktually it is only fotherington-tomas you kno he sa Hullo clouds hullo sky he is a girlie and love the scents and sounds of nature tho the less i smell and hear them the better."
"His piece "Fairy Bells" on the skool piano will never be forgoten by those who hav heard it."
"Sometimes they think they will trick you into liking lat. by having a latin pla. Latin plas are like this –THE HOGWARTS by MARCUS PLAUTUS MOLESWORTHUS"
"grabber who is head of the skool captane of everything and winer of the mrs joyful prize for rafia work."
"He is my grate friend so i hav let him off litely. He is much worse than this aktually as his mummy call him darling and kiss his ickle-pritty face. The old gurl must be blind. Or bats. Or both."