Haji Laq Laq

naam ke saath ek do alfaz ki dum chahiye
sher phika hi sahi lekin tarannum chahiye

samne aghyar ke be-parda aur mujh se hijab
gulgulon se hai use parhez aur guD khaa.e hai

jhaDti hain un ke munh se jo manzum galiyan
sun sun ke vaah vaah kiye ja raha huun main

ab bhi vo kah rahe hain ki mere buzurg ho
kuchh bhi hua na shave karane se fa.eda

sha.iron men ab kahan achchhe bure ka imtiyaz
loud-speaker ne sab ka bol-bala kar diya

tira mariz huun main doctor ka ghar na bata
ye dard-e-ishq hai zalim koi bukhar nahin

ban ke leader so rahe to zindagi kis kaam ki
amn qaaem ho gayaa to leaderi kis kaam ki

jhaDti hain un ke munh se jo manzum gaaliyaan
sun sun ke vaah vaah kiye jaa rahaa huun main

saamne aghyaar ke be-parda aur mujh se hijaab
gulgulon se hai use parhez aur guD khaae hai

naam ke saath ek do alfaaz ki dum chaahiye
sher phikaa hi sahi lekin tarannum chaahiye

ab bhi vo kah rahe hain ki mere buzurg ho
kuchh bhi huaa na shave karaane se faaeda

shaairon mein ab kahaan achchhe bure kaa imtiyaaz
loud-speaker ne sab kaa bol-baalaa kar diyaa